From the public blog of Chastity Gere & Gabriel Green : She Said, He Said (2 Pages)

February 27, 2009 at 12:00 am | Posted in Green Family | 10 Comments
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From the public blog of Chastity Gere & Gabriel Green : She Said, He Said (Part 2)

(Accessed by Bill Newton, Staff reporter for the Pleasantview Free Voice Newspaper)

Gabriel:

Life can’t get any better! Since my book got published, my parents started talking to me again. And they’re my parents, so that’s important to me…

Chastity:

I didn’t say anything!

Gabriel:

But what’s got me so excited is that I’ve even got a bonus in my love life – I actually have a love life!

There could be something real here with Sam (Samantha Cordial)

That’s another thing I can’t believe, especially considering how Sam & I met – things have just moved so quickly – and now I think I’m in love!

Chastity:

Well, hold your horses there, Gabe.

Sam’s a funny little thing – I invited her over to have a threesome with Carlos Contender – ya’, that Carlos – look I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble here, but that Living Legend of yours can’t keep it in his pants, if you get my drift.

Starstruck Sam can't believe she's kissing THE Carlos Contender

Waiting patiently for my turn

Samantha was game at first, but got cold feet… Carlos was a bit disappointed, but hey, he forgot about Samantha pretty quickly!

Whoops! You naughty naughty boy! (swats hand away playfully)

Mmmm - the more tongue, the hotter the kiss!

Have to hand it to him - he can still get it up without any pharmaceutical assistance 😉

Gabriel:

I could tell that Sam was so torn up with what happened with Carlos, and normally, I wouldn’t have ever spoken to her, but it’s like I’ve gained confidence or something since I published my book – so I started chatting with her and it turned out she was a fan! She didn’t even know I was G. Green!

You love "Rockets in Space?"

Sam told me how mortified she was – she’d never done anything remotely like a “threesome” before, and she’d just been so starstruck that THE Carlos Contender wanted her that she completely lost her head for an instant. Now, she thought that no man would want her anymore – tainted and all – of course, I tried to tell her that was all haberdash – she was a beautiful angelic being who just got in way over her head. Chaste can take care of herself, but Sam is like a delicate orchid…

Chastity: (something intelligible) I didn’t say anything!

It was a full moon, so I asked her if we could dance out in the moonlight...

As I held her closer, I wondered at how comfortable I felt with Sam. I hadn't felt that relaxed with a girl, well, since Chaste!

Gabriel: We’ve had a couple of dates since, and I don’t know, I think she may be the one…

The morning after the first time 🙂

Chastity:

(cough) Just give me fair warning if you’re gettin’ married, k?

As for MY lovelife – look I’ve read that blog by the EyeSpy whoever he/she is – and I hate how women get labeled as sluts or gold-diggers in that site – so Jessica Peterson wants out of her trailer – so what if Carlos is her way out? As long as she’s going in with eyes wide open – Carlos is no saint either, ya’ know? But EyeSpy likes to pretend he’s this shiny knight in armour or somethin’.

And I’m a slut because I’ve got a healthy woohoo drive? And I like to show a little skin? Puh-leeze! Someone like Carlos gets called a “Man’s man” and I get called a lot of nasty names.

Be honest, what’s wrong with liking men of all shapes and sizes – there’s plenty of me to go around ya’  know – I’m young and sexy and beautiful and I’m not doing anything criminal– so EyeSpy beyotch whoever you are – go harp on someone else will ya’?

So ya’, before you go “scoopin'” me or somethin’ with those “spies” of yours – here’s who else I’m dating right now – all out in the open!

I like to live dangerously, so yeah, I see nothing wrong with dating a co-worker (Geoffrey Rutherford)

Especially if he is as good in bed as Geoffrey! Carlos can't handle a marathon session like this one can! {wink}

Not exactly sure why I didn't hit it off with Leod (McGregor), pity that, he's pretty hot!

Consort Capp is pretty hot himself!

How about we take this to the next step?

Gabriel:

I don’t think sims should be called names at all. We shouldn’t judge each other.

So, what’s up for you tonight, Chaste? Oh yeah, it’s amateur night at the Factory Coffee and Comedy Club – Chaste has a killer comedy routine by the way…

Chastity:

{wink} Yup, never miss it – it’s where I meet new blood!

Chastity's favorite hang-out - the Factory Coffee and Comedy Club House

So, a man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly...he in the upper bunk and she in the lower...

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!" After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Blogger’s Note:

I have no comedy routines of my own, so that joke is lifted from My Favorite Joke, submitted by LL, Leawood, KS, titled “Man and woman on a Train (# 279)”

The Factory Coffee and Comedy Club house is from ModtheSims by MissLoaf.  I love this community lot – it’s a 1×2 lot and it’s perfect for amateur night. Very cozy.

Gabriel Green drew the ROS for this one – Fired! or Quit your job for 6 days, may re-apply at same job – so I wondered what to do with him to help pay for bills while he’s jobless…

I was inspired by Suzie Craig from Pine Hollow who was able to eke out a living as an author of romantic novels, so I decided why not let Gabriel try it out while he’s jobless? Luckily, Gabriel already started out with 3 creative bars, so by the time he finished the book, he got a pretty good § 2000 royalty check from the publishers. I also followed Suzie Craig’s example, and sold copies of Gabe’s books to Chastity’s (many) admirers for § 100 each. I couldn’t figure out how to make copies of Gabe’s novel to give away to other sims until I found this post which explained it step-by-step. Now, if only there was a way of using different covers from the ones Maxis provided us with. Do any of you know of a way to do that? A hack or recoulour somewhere?

I’m a bit wary of Samantha Cordial in my game – so far she’s hopped from Don Lothario to Carlos Contender and then to Gabriel Green – she’s single and all so it’s completely understandable with ACR on, but Gabriel’s such a sweet sim… Right now, his greatest want is to be engaged to Samantha, and he’s never had any other ACR interactions with other sims – so he’s kinda like this innocent in my game 🙂

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